I like Rice Krispies (occasionally). "Multigrain" food products are (occasionally) better for you than the original version of that product. These airy puffturds masquerading as health food, however, took two occasionally not-awful things and forged them into the well-honed Hanzo steel of a poisonous, tooth-ruining, milk-souring mess of a grain product. I would feed the remainder of my box to the birds, but I like birds.
PS The only honey present in this product was produced by bees whose ancestors stung the honorable Ulysses S. Grant's first wife to death.
I'm curious as to whether the "jumbo" refers to the actual size of the krispies. Are they larger than normal?
ReplyDeleteTim: yes, they are about 4 to 5x the size of normal Krispies, though it seems as though their density is much lower than that of their teenier peers.
ReplyDeleteIt almost seems like we could be talking about newly found Earth-like planets.
ReplyDeleteA 4.5x Krispie. Low density. Atmosphere mostly contained below the crust.